nudityandnerdery:

I saw this post on Facebook today, and was gonna make a joke about how he’s so good in the lab because, when it comes to experiment samples, he knows you gotta keep ‘em separated.

But I happened to search the lyric online really quick, and found this:

AMAZING. It’s actually where the line came from! Bravo, sir.

Keep 'em separated

Dexter Holland, the lead singer of the punk-rock band The Offspring, has a lot of different interests. One of them is biology.

asbmb.org

sapropel:

Top 10 most racist land acknowledgments, ranked by how extinct the author believes the indigenous inhabitants are

greelin:

yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal

ourwishesonstars:

A Starstruck Odyssey truly is the campaign of all time. First intrepid heroes in-studio campaign since the COVID pandemic. Ally finally managing to play a type A character. Murph with the long hair. Riva being the third non-binary PC in D20 history. ‘I’ve got my proldier’s license right here.’ Lou with the pitched voice (Gunnie walked so that Pinocchio could run). Smash n'Grab. 'The only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo.’ Siobhan with the brown hair. Plug’s Butt-Ugly Stuff Hut. Zac playing a smart character for the first time since Lapin- oh wait no he just got slugged. Emily with the southern accent. 'Take care of my leeeeegs!’ Brennan basically playing with the toys his mom made for him. The way the colors in the background compliment Ally’s eyes. 'Third! Nat! One!’ Loose Duke. I could go on and on forever

utilitycaster:

I’m going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

dajo42:

i was a kid asking questions like “when you say to rate my pain on a scale of 1 to 10 do you mean relative to what i have experienced before or what i could theoretically experience in the future because what if i say 8 and then later i get twenty billion papercuts and i realise relative to that this pain is a 1” and they would reply “just focus on what you know, you literally had your foot ran over by a ford focus” and id say “well exactly but it could have been both feet which i know would surely be worse” and it still took years to diagnose me as autistic

ididnotknow:

og post

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night

“Hello I’m Officer Goodguy”

“I didn’t kill him!”

“I wasn’t going to ask if you killed somebody”

“Oh, sorry”

“Did you kill somebody?”

“Oh yeah”

“I’m gonna have to take a look around”

“Okayyy but you’re not gonna like it”

*opens door, reveals room full of badly keyed in fire and high pitched screaming, closes door*

“Well?”

“I didn’t like it”

It won the audience choice award, obviously

riverside-lavender:

okay i have to show everyone my favorite tiktok.

you don’t understand. i could recite this from memory.

soulren:

The second I get a halberd in my hands it’s over for one specific individual. Haven’t decided who yet, but I figure I’ll know once I have the halberd.